misterpornographic:

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

me too

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

trying to explain fandom merch to your parents

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

explosivess:

lil shit

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

• Period: You want cookies
• Period: You want to fuck
• Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
• Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
• Period: Kill them.
• Period: Kill them too.
• Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
• Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
• Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

im proud of my name change on skype

Marshall -> Marshall Mcnuggers

1djustice:

1djustice:

so since you all know i’m crazy i decided that i’m gonna scream a url everyday in each class for everyone who reblogs this

MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS LAUGHING SO HARD SHE ALMOST FELL OF HER CHAIR I S2G

rumminov:

Tried to draw alpha Zahhak… I’m interested in finding out what he’s like. Kankri says he’s rude?!

georgewbushofficial:

reached goal today

unclefather:

i used a love calculator on the internet and it says we’re not compatible….. i think we should break up…..

carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25